I would make a more honest top then you ever will.

Facebook queen Every single day my idiot “boss” comes in to work around 30 minutes late and as soon as she gets here she’s on Facebook. She may squeeze in 30-45 minutes of actual work altogether each day and really that’s being generous. Honestly, I don’t give a damn that she’s on Facebook but she’s always fucking nitpicking what everyone else does (except her favorites of course). This idiot is watching videos, commenting on posts.. . the whole spill. She is the manager so she has absolutely no accountability for her job, she just pawns all the shit she’s supposed to be doing on me. Between 900 smoke breaks a day and all day Facebook, she’s collecting a cozy 45k salary for not doing shit every year while everyone around her works their asses off (again, except for her little favorites). She does much more than just Facebook and I’ll rant about that later but I just needed to let that out.

Facebook queen Every single day my idiot “boss” comes in to work around 30 minutes late and as soon ...

met a dude on clist called greg who played guitar and said he was into gold diggers so my friend and I thought it would be a joke, turns out he was married with ex's and kids and worked as a grave digger and grounds keeper. He said he would take me on a date and pick me up in his ute and I felt a sudden worry so I rang my girlfriend and she said no, don't go. I told her I got this vision of him taking me to the grave yard to harm me, when he said he would surprise me and I said no please don't (thinking of a polite way to put it), I said I don't like surprises. I got my dad to meet him at the door and said, No no one by that name leaves here, you must have wrong address. My friend I meanwhile, went out for a girls night out. I blocked him and my friend said "he's not good enough for you".

met a dude on clist called greg who played guitar and said he was into gold diggers so my friend and...

I'm doing cocaine with my hot sister and doing rocks. We are so fucking high on coke that we started french kissing and dry fucking each other. Now I asked her if she wanted to fuck me. She said yes but I wanna party with you baby. We just snorted a whole eight ball and smoked a forty rock and shotgunned each other and we started to dey fuc I started to fuck her and she said cum inside me little brother. This is so hot I wanna do it with my hot sister all night long and I will cum inside her pussy

I'm doing cocaine with my hot sister and doing rocks. We are so fucking high on coke that we started...