You're too old to dress like that... - You're north of 60 years old by a fair measure. You're short, and so overweight that you look 5 months pregnant. Your age makes it clear you can't be. Your hairstyle is stuck in 1982, as are your ridiculous spandex pants.

You're too old to dress like that... - You're north of 60 years old by a fair measure. You're short, and so overweight that you look 5 months pregnant. Your age makes it clear you can't be. Your hairstyle is stuck in 1982, as are your ridiculous spandex pants.
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