Wondering if any other men on here have given their wives a crappy Christmas gift. I once gave mine a vacuum cleaner. She opened it and sat there in disbelief for a few. Pretty sure I won't ever live that one down. Another time, I bought her a set of tires for her car at Sam's Club. Her sister called me a dumbass for that one. What are some other bad gifts that ya'll have given or gotten, if you are a lady?