8th rant, sorry i have been offline. "Are you ticklish?" is probably one of the hardest questions to answer. Do you tell the truth and wait until they eventually start tickling you? Or do you lie and face an even worse form of tickle torture when they find out that you�ve lied about being ticklish? Here are some of the struggles only truly ticklish people will understand: 1. Nothing scares you more than the question "Are you ticklish?" Because you can truly never win this battle. Just prepare yourself for the inevitable tickling that follows. 2. The "I'm going to tickle you unless you do what I say" threat works 100% of the time. And it�s SO unfair! Why must I be so freaking ticklish?! 3. Looking like the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man from Family Guy when someone tickles you. And NO it�s not some weird dance move. It�s an involuntary move that means we want you to stop freaking tickling us. Like now. 4. People take skin exposure as a signal to torture the nether out of you. If your shirt just happens to lift a few centimetres up, then prepare yourself because THEY WILL attack you. Buttheads. 5. Asking someone to stop tickling you is completely useless. *you told them to stop, but they did not. It�s like they�re oblivious to the tears coming out of your eyes. And NO they are NOT tears of freakin� joy, believe me. 6. People can use your tickle spots to THEIR advantage. I may be laughing on the outside, but in my mind they already killed me, like, a million times. 7. Wiggling fingers make you jump even if they haven�t come into contact with your skin yet. You just KNOW they�re about to tickle the living nether out of you and to be honest, I'm just not down with that crap. 8. People don�t understand just how violent we can be. Tickle us and face the consequences 'cause we're definitely not liable for any injuries. Cover your eyes. 9. You're constantly watching out for people just in case they decide to give a "surprise tickle attack". You have to be on your toes to anticipate these, but hey, at least we�ve got lightning fast reflexes, am I right? 10. You have to contain yourself when someone gets mad/shocked that you hurt them. YOU TICKLED ME, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?! 11. Your friends feel the need to tell EVERYONE that you�re ticklish. Why? Just why?! 12. Not being able to scratch the bottom of your foot when it�s REALLY itchy. Erm hello, that means you�ll be tickling YOURSELF?! No thanks. 7mths back.
8th rant, sorry i have been offline. "Are you ticklish?" is probably one of the hardest questions to answer. Do you tell the truth and wait until they eventually start tickling you? Or do you lie and face an even worse form of tickle torture when they find out that you�ve lied about being ticklish? Here are some of the struggles only truly ticklish people will understand: 1. Nothing scares you more than the question "Are you ticklish?" Because you can truly never win this battle. Just prepare yourself for the inevitable tickling that follows. 2. The "I'm going to tickle you unless you do what I say" threat works 100% of the time. And it�s SO unfair! Why must I be so freaking ticklish?! 3. Looking like the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man from Family Guy when someone tickles you. And NO it�s not some weird dance move. It�s an involuntary move that means we want you to stop freaking tickling us. Like now. 4. People take skin exposure as a signal to torture the nether out of you. If your shirt just happens to lift a few centimetres up, then prepare yourself because THEY WILL attack you. Buttheads. 5. Asking someone to stop tickling you is completely useless. *you told them to stop, but they did not. It�s like they�re oblivious to the tears coming out of your eyes. And NO they are NOT tears of freakin� joy, believe me. 6. People can use your tickle spots to THEIR advantage. I may be laughing on the outside, but in my mind they already killed me, like, a million times. 7. Wiggling fingers make you jump even if they haven�t come into contact with your skin yet. You just KNOW they�re about to tickle the living nether out of you and to be honest, I'm just not down with that crap. 8. People don�t understand just how violent we can be. Tickle us and face the consequences 'cause we're definitely not liable for any injuries. Cover your eyes. 9. You're constantly watching out for people just in case they decide to give a "surprise tickle attack". You have to be on your toes to anticipate these, but hey, at least we�ve got lightning fast reflexes, am I right? 10. You have to contain yourself when someone gets mad/shocked that you hurt them. YOU TICKLED ME, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?! 11. Your friends feel the need to tell EVERYONE that you�re ticklish. Why? Just why?! 12. Not being able to scratch the bottom of your foot when it�s REALLY itchy. Erm hello, that means you�ll be tickling YOURSELF?! No thanks. 7mths back.