dumb or what?

Worst date of my life.... A girl somehow got my mobile number and proposed to me through a text msg. I think it must have been someone I know...who else would try to use that fishy old trick on me? I am confused should I speak with her or Ask her to leave me alone, but she said she is serious and love me. So I decided to give it a spin, I asked her to answer my phone call because I wanted to hear her voice... At first she refused because she said she was with her parents, blah blah blah. I didn't care about any of her f**ckin' excuses and force her to pick up my call, And finally she agreed to talk with me. She picked up my phone call and I spoke with her for a while. It gave me a little satisfaction After that I asked her to send me her picture. She sent her pic to my e-mail address. She was beautiful, so after seeing her pic I said yes to her. I work and live in another city, and I come home on Saturdays and Sundays. A few days ago, when I was coming home on Saturday, the day before the day we had decided to meet on when we talked over the phone, She asked me to come at her college at 9.30 AM, sharp. On weekends I am used to sleep allot till 1 pm. The next day I woke up at 9 o'clock, and I thought "Pata ni ayegi ke nai". On 9.30 I was about to go to the washroom, Then suddenly I got a call from her. She said "jaldi aa jao, I'm waiting for you outside my college. " She also said her friends were with her and they were late for class... I said "mujhe half an hour an lagega to get ready, so you should go to class and come back at 10 o'clock.” She said "Agar college ke andar chali gayi toh 12 baje se pehle bahar anne nahi denge" So I washed my face, took my bike, and reach there within 10 minutes...I see off her friends... We didn't even decide “Ke jana kaha hai”. I asked her to go see a movie at the nearest mall... She said “Uske uncle ki shop hai waha” ... she refused every place I suggested, so I decided to take her to another movie theater, which is far away from her college. Here the main part of the story starts: when we got to the movie theater, When i took out my wallet to pay for parking fees.. (i realised i had only 60 rs in my wallet)....;-( I pay 10 rs as parking fees and asked the guard where is the Atm, Coz i need more money to pay for movie tickets…. He said "Atm yaha nahi hai babuji, Apko bahar golchakkar ke pas jana padega" I felt totally ashamed b coz I can’t even ask the girl to pay on our first date... Finally I decided to handle the situation like a good war commander and asked the the guard "Can i take my bike to the atm" .... "Taaki dobara parking fees na deni pade" ;-p He said “You can” Then we made our way to the Atm....But some guy was using it, So we waited outside ... Then suddenly I dn’t know what came in my mind I asked her ki "Dekhni hai movie ke wapis chale" She said yes, we should go back...... ;( Coz i thought she's not interested in watching movie so i took her back to her collage.... And after that ok, bye, Tata .. “or kya” nthing happened........And i went back home ..... Now the question is Don't you think this story should for guinnes world record... for holding a record of "Worst date" or "Worlds cheapest date" I have been through many dates in my life…Sometimes I pay sometimes my girlfriends… But this date it quite different from all of them…for me its award winning moment where i spend only 10 Rs on my first date, with that girl.... I don't know what is you opinion about this date...But for me it's unforgettable moment of my life.... Thanks for reading...have a nice day..

Worst date of my life.... A girl somehow got my mobile number and proposed to me through a text msg....

Ghosts There's a large very old two-story house in Conyers GA on the corner of Railroad street across from a bar and grill. The house has a reputation for being haunted and for many years it was a fine Italian restaurant called Michaenlagelos. A waitress saw a tall darky dressed man with no face standing directly in front of her and she screamed her head off. People came running and she told them what had happened. She was very sincere and shaken up and she obviously was not faking. Time passe and a little boy was with his parents and he asked his parents who that man in the corner was. His parents then observed a tall dark man walk into the wall and disappear. Ok, the restaurant shuts down. One day when people are looking at the house and checking out whether it will make a good law office I enter the house and look around myself. The apparition had been seen in two laces. The serving area of the former restaurant and the bar which was a newer addition to the house. Roaming around by myself and just about to eave when I saw him. A tall man in a black suit wearing a derby type hate with no face just standing there as if it was looking at me. Unlike the woman, I told you about I didn't scream and I just stood there with my mouth open. I had mixed emotions; on one hand, I wanted it to go away but on the other I wanted it to stay as this was perhaps a once in a lifetime experience. Standing there real still the thing backed into the wall and disappeared. I walked to the wall and the wall was very cold to the touch even though it was hot inside the building with its AC turned off. Ok now for the comments. What happened? The arguments against the existence of ghosts are many and very rational. Ok, something does exist but is it the soul of a long deceased person haunting the building or is there another explanation? A mathematician says it may be a portal to another dimension perhaps the 14th dimension. Believers say it was indeed a spirit. The first owner was a cotton merchant named Mann and the house is actually called the Mann house. I've been going through city archives trying to find a picture of Mr. Mann. He perhaps would have dressed up in this archaic type of business suit. Fell free to comment. Be respectful no matter what you think.

Ghosts There's a large very old two-story house in Conyers GA on the corner of Railroad street acros...

Basketball depantsing As I was waiting for basketball one day watching the girls team finish up practice the girls managers little brother sneaks up on me and pulls down my shorts and boxers considering the fact that I was not wearing a shirt everything was exposed I got hard quickly. the whole girls team saw my package I still j******* thinking about this I still hear the girls talk and laugh about my size I guess in a way it was awesome.

Basketball depantsing As I was waiting for basketball one day watching the girls team finish up prac...