have you ever ran naked or gone skinny dipping with or without anyone? no that is not my sort of thing. occasionally I have gone into a room naked after a shower but you probably won't see me unless your a top spy with ultra equipment and then I would wonder why. What’s your favorite pair or underwear? i don't know, seamless. Where is your favorite spot to be kissed? I have no idea, not into that sort of thing How do you feel about kissing in public? not comfortable ever Food before fun or fun before food? food definately enjoy good healthy food depends what fun What is one thing that gives you butterflies? meeting someone I like again or for the first time Would you hold my hand? likely Would you let me hug you? depends who Would you let me kiss you? most probably not without knowing you more Are you a snuggler? yes, in cold yes in my bed. with pets yes. not with people Would you rather possess good looks or intelligence? both admirable qualities at once. Do you think about me when I’m away? no Have you ever tried to picture me naked? no that rarely comes to my mind about anyone What is the most exotic dream you’ve ever had? I couldn't say it would be x rated What’s the most exotic dream you’ve had about me? subtly What was your first impression of me? hmm, let me try to remember Using three words, how do you feel about me? idk If you were to give me a pet name, what would it be? What are you doing later? wasting time in the sun exercising why ?what are you doing later? When did you first realize you liked me? I never said I did What is your favorite thing about when we’re together? chat Have you been working out? nope not that much lately Can you tell me some reasons why I like you? not at all. What do you expect most out of a relationship? no comment What would you do if I kissed you right now? that won't happen Who should make the first move in a relationship? anyone Would you ever go skinny dipping? no told you before. might in underwear but I'm not impulsive and I am careful were I swim and I don't like lakes, ocean etc just a hot tub or pool is my limit Would you like to go on a date with me? might Do you see me in your future? not sure How did you get so beautiful? i'll sleep on that. What is your guilty pleasure? macaroons and mink blankets Have you ever flirted with a stranger online? yes I had a few relationships online that got me hurt unexpectedly. What is your favorite thing about work?keeping busy If I could take you on a holiday anywhere, where would you want to go? around the world and I will tell you when we get there. Hot showers or bubble baths? both Do you invite someone in on the first meeting? handshake or hug if I feel I have to but like some distance Would you invite men in? not unless for a business meeting or if I know them or think they are worth getting to know Glass of wine or 6 pack of brews? neither. Have you ever wanted to role play? no Would you ever use bondage? not my thing Where do you like to be touched? depends by who Do you think love making should be anywhere, not just in a bed? no comment Is there any moves that you’ve never tried but always wanted to? no comment Do you like to mess around with extreme temperatures in bed, like ice or wax? no What kind of props do you like to use in the bedroom? no comment Where is the most adventurous place you have done it? no comment What are three places you’d do it outside of a home? ah, no comment, really Classy lingerie or fuzzy, pink handcuffs and blindfold? classy or none What is one outfit you’d like to see me in? ? If I was a motorcycle, would you want to ride on the front or on the back? what sort of question is that? Do you like your hair pulled? no Do you like biting? no Do you like scratching? no Do you like to give or receive hickies? no Do you like being teased? no What is your favorite thing about my body? no comment Have you ever peeped in on me changing? what? no Are you a virgin? no comment What age did you lose your virginity? no comment How many people have you slept with? no comment (After asking previous question) Can I be one of them? no comment If I asked you to make a bedroom bucket list for me to fulfill, would you? no way Do you have any secret fantasies? sure What are some dreams you’ve had about me? none What underwear do you think I’m wearing right now? idk Could you please lend a hand? doing what? What is your favorite position? no comment What kinds of wild adventures would you like to take me on? how about the other way around I tell you if I like or not, I am not wild at heart. If we’re out shopping for clothes, would you sneak into a fitting room with me? maybe but its about the clothing right Have you ever done it in a public place? no Do you want to do it in a public place? no How do you want me? Would it drive you wild if I whispered naughty things into your ear? I wouldn't get that close I’m in the shower, do you join in or get me when I get out? like shower time alone thanks Would you flash me? no, you would need a zoom lens from inside Do you prefer being in control, or being controlled? neither If I bought you lingerie, would you model it for me? not sure Have you ever sent someone a naughty picture? no Would you ever send me a naughty picture? no Do you miss me right now? no What would you want to do if I was at your house right now? no comment Are you interested in Netflix and chill? no Is there anything you’re too nervous to tell me in person? sure How do you feel about me? blank Would you like to know how I feel about you? best not to know hmmm Want to go out later? depends Want to come over later? maybe My place or yours? no or maybe yours depends what you wearing Can you come over to cuddle? not top of the list If you came home to find me, waiting for you naked, what would you say? let me gt the heck out of here. shocked. run away. What would you want me to do to you right now if we were together? Are you thinking about me?no I have a lot to concentrate on other then you What are you thinking about right now? what to do What do you daydream about? all kinds of things What do you dream about? all kinds of things If I was at your window right now, would you invite me in? no that is creepy If you could kiss me goodnight every night, would you? depends who you are We have 20 minutes to spend together, what do we do? have a chat and drink You feel my hand going down your back, how do you react? caution beware Do you want to see me without my shirt on? sure if you want If we could be together anywhere right now, where would it be? gardens Want to exchange pics? depends What are you wearing right now? pjs What is one word that describes how you’re feeling right now? lost If you come home stressed, what can I do to help you unwind? don't talk at me or stress me with irrelevent stuff, let me go to the bathroom and change and have a cuppa and think and rest for a half an hour at least Would you pick up the game Twister while you're out? And a bottle of baby oil? what for to use together? no I am not that kinky Ribbed or studded? neither What could I bring you that would make you especially grateful? a maid or cleaner for a week to give me a break from house work and pay check Am I going to get lucky later? Idk but i was wondering that about lottery for myself when you asked the question before Can you send me a link to something sexy you would wear for me? sure

have you ever ran naked or gone skinny dipping with or without anyone? no that is not my sort of thing. occasionally I have gone into a room naked after a shower but you probably won't see me unless your a top spy with ultra equipment and then I would wonder why. What’s your favorite pair or underwear? i don't know, seamless. Where is your favorite spot to be kissed? I have no idea, not into that sort of thing How do you feel about kissing in public? not comfortable ever Food before fun or fun before food? food definately enjoy good healthy food depends what fun What is one thing that gives you butterflies? meeting someone I like again or for the first time Would you hold my hand? likely Would you let me hug you? depends who Would you let me kiss you? most probably not without knowing you more Are you a snuggler? yes, in cold yes in my bed. with pets yes. not with people Would you rather possess good looks or intelligence? both admirable qualities at once. Do you think about me when I’m away? no Have you ever tried to picture me naked? no that rarely comes to my mind about anyone What is the most exotic dream you’ve ever had? I couldn't say it would be x rated What’s the most exotic dream you’ve had about me? subtly What was your first impression of me? hmm, let me try to remember Using three words, how do you feel about me? idk If you were to give me a pet name, what would it be? What are you doing later? wasting time in the sun exercising why ?what are you doing later? When did you first realize you liked me? I never said I did What is your favorite thing about when we’re together? chat Have you been working out? nope not that much lately Can you tell me some reasons why I like you? not at all. What do you expect most out of a relationship? no comment What would you do if I kissed you right now? that won't happen Who should make the first move in a relationship? anyone Would you ever go skinny dipping? no told you before. might in underwear but I'm not impulsive and I am careful were I swim and I don't like lakes, ocean etc just a hot tub or pool is my limit Would you like to go on a date with me? might Do you see me in your future? not sure How did you get so beautiful? i'll sleep on that. What is your guilty pleasure? macaroons and mink blankets Have you ever flirted with a stranger online? yes I had a few relationships online that got me hurt unexpectedly. What is your favorite thing about work?keeping busy If I could take you on a holiday anywhere, where would you want to go? around the world and I will tell you when we get there. Hot showers or bubble baths? both Do you invite someone in on the first meeting? handshake or hug if I feel I have to but like some distance Would you invite men in? not unless for a business meeting or if I know them or think they are worth getting to know Glass of wine or 6 pack of brews? neither. Have you ever wanted to role play? no Would you ever use bondage? not my thing Where do you like to be touched? depends by who Do you think love making should be anywhere, not just in a bed? no comment Is there any moves that you’ve never tried but always wanted to? no comment Do you like to mess around with extreme temperatures in bed, like ice or wax? no What kind of props do you like to use in the bedroom? no comment Where is the most adventurous place you have done it? no comment What are three places you’d do it outside of a home? ah, no comment, really Classy lingerie or fuzzy, pink handcuffs and blindfold? classy or none What is one outfit you’d like to see me in? ? If I was a motorcycle, would you want to ride on the front or on the back? what sort of question is that? Do you like your hair pulled? no Do you like biting? no Do you like scratching? no Do you like to give or receive hickies? no Do you like being teased? no What is your favorite thing about my body? no comment Have you ever peeped in on me changing? what? no Are you a virgin? no comment What age did you lose your virginity? no comment How many people have you slept with? no comment (After asking previous question) Can I be one of them? no comment If I asked you to make a bedroom bucket list for me to fulfill, would you? no way Do you have any secret fantasies? sure What are some dreams you’ve had about me? none What underwear do you think I’m wearing right now? idk Could you please lend a hand? doing what? What is your favorite position? no comment What kinds of wild adventures would you like to take me on? how about the other way around I tell you if I like or not, I am not wild at heart. If we’re out shopping for clothes, would you sneak into a fitting room with me? maybe but its about the clothing right Have you ever done it in a public place? no Do you want to do it in a public place? no How do you want me? Would it drive you wild if I whispered naughty things into your ear? I wouldn't get that close I’m in the shower, do you join in or get me when I get out? like shower time alone thanks Would you flash me? no, you would need a zoom lens from inside Do you prefer being in control, or being controlled? neither If I bought you lingerie, would you model it for me? not sure Have you ever sent someone a naughty picture? no Would you ever send me a naughty picture? no Do you miss me right now? no What would you want to do if I was at your house right now? no comment Are you interested in Netflix and chill? no Is there anything you’re too nervous to tell me in person? sure How do you feel about me? blank Would you like to know how I feel about you? best not to know hmmm Want to go out later? depends Want to come over later? maybe My place or yours? no or maybe yours depends what you wearing Can you come over to cuddle? not top of the list If you came home to find me, waiting for you naked, what would you say? let me gt the heck out of here. shocked. run away. What would you want me to do to you right now if we were together? Are you thinking about me?no I have a lot to concentrate on other then you What are you thinking about right now? what to do What do you daydream about? all kinds of things What do you dream about? all kinds of things If I was at your window right now, would you invite me in? no that is creepy If you could kiss me goodnight every night, would you? depends who you are We have 20 minutes to spend together, what do we do? have a chat and drink You feel my hand going down your back, how do you react? caution beware Do you want to see me without my shirt on? sure if you want If we could be together anywhere right now, where would it be? gardens Want to exchange pics? depends What are you wearing right now? pjs What is one word that describes how you’re feeling right now? lost If you come home stressed, what can I do to help you unwind? don't talk at me or stress me with irrelevent stuff, let me go to the bathroom and change and have a cuppa and think and rest for a half an hour at least Would you pick up the game Twister while you're out? And a bottle of baby oil? what for to use together? no I am not that kinky Ribbed or studded? neither What could I bring you that would make you especially grateful? a maid or cleaner for a week to give me a break from house work and pay check Am I going to get lucky later? Idk but i was wondering that about lottery for myself when you asked the question before Can you send me a link to something sexy you would wear for me? sure
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My wife and I have been married for several years and we still get along. I love having s** with her and she with me. We don't have any kids, so life is still fun having s** whenever and wherever we want. Sometimes we stop into the adult store and look for anything new or strange they may have gotten in. We have picked up some odd toys, like c*** suckers, p**** strokers, and electric shocking vibrators. Most of the time the new toy does what it's supposed to and keeps are s** life interesting. The last several months that we have stopped in, they haven't had anything new. I asked my wife what we're going to do if they have ran out of ideas and there are no new toys. She jokingly said that she'd just have to use a real human p**** as a new d****. She caught me off guard, so I just laughed and said ok. Not thinking any more about it, I just put the comment out of my head and moved on. Several weeks later I came home on a Friday night after work and found my wife sitting there with some guy I had never met. She introduced him and said she met him at the local supermarket. I shook his hand and offered him a cold beer. He accepted and we moved out back to the patio. We all three sat around the table drinking and talking for about an hour. That's when my wife laid a bombshell on me. She said so you remember several weeks ago when I said I wanted a human d**** and you said ok? Well this guy is the human d**** that I want. What do you think? I was shocked and didn't know what to say. I asked her if she really wanted to f*** another guy, and she said well only if you'll let me baby. I couldn't very well say no, and truth be told, it was getting me hard. I told her that if she wanted to f*** him she could, but only with me. She agreed and we all three headed for the bed room. Once there this guy was quick to undress, and my wife was even quicker to take his c*** into her mouth. She started sucking him like there was no tomorrow. She sucked and rubbed his b**** as he slipped his c*** in and out of her mouth. Several minutes later my wife stood up and stripped her cloths off. This guy then pushed her onto the bed and dove head first into her nice little p****. He lapped at her p**** as he tonge f***** her and bit at her c***. I have never seen my wife move like she moved that night. She then grabbed him and demanded that he f*** her. He crawled up on top of her and within seconds he was b**** deep in her p**** f****** her like she was a two bit w****. She screamed in pleasure with every thrust he made as his b**** slapped her on the ass. As quickly as they had started, they both finished with one finally thrust he shot his load deep inside her. It happened so fast that I didn't even take my own cloths off. I just stood there shocked by the fact that my wife just f***** another man in front of me. The both got up and he put his clothes back on. My wife walked over to me, kissed me, and said she was going to take a shower. He shook my hand again and then left. Later that night, my wife came on to me and we headed for the bed room. I took my clothes off and my wife dropped to the floor and started sucking my c***. After several minutes she stood up and took her clothes off. I pushed her on the bed and began eating her p**** like my life depended on it. She was moving and screaming the same way she had earlier. Then she grabbed me and demanded that I f*** her harder and better than the other guy. My d*** got so hard, I slammed it in her p**** and f***** her like a two bit w****. It was the best s** either of us has had. Afterward my wife asked me if I had fun. Of course I did, I answered. She said good, because I'm never f****** anyone other than you again. That was the first, last, and only time I will f*** another guy.

My wife and I have been married for several years and we still get along. I love having s** with her...

Is this super weird...? I hope I can convey this in a way where no one will take it the wrong way, and it's probably going to be a long read, so buckle up for a waste of your time. ok so I have this non-sexual "fetish" for stomachs (I'm a straight teen female). And I try to look up similar 'cases' of this kind of s*** but it's almost ALWAYS only a thing guys have and it IS sexual for them. And it's really hard to find information/input on things that aren't extremely f***** up like fetishes for s*** like weight gain, inflation, ...vore *cringe*..., and stuff like that. I'm not into fat. I'm not into balloons. I'm definitely not into being eaten alive. And what I do like isn't sexual somehow... I don't understand it, either. So this is the weird(er) part: If I'm just laying down or going to sleep or something, something where I'm doing Nothing, I'll imagine this boy I have a crush on having a stomach ache (yeah it's f***** up and idk what my problem is) and then me helping him feel better...like wtf. But I don't get aroused or anything and none of it is ever about s**. Maybe I just like the feeling of taking care of someone...? But why is it only for stomach issues? And I hate, hate, HATE stomach related things in real life unless it's with a guy I'm attracted to. Like my feelings are like this: people burping- HATE it, People touching their stomachs in ways that would suggest a stomach ache- HATE it, people simply using words like "belly/tummy"/even "stomach" - hate it, Vomiting - terrified, and, (excluding vomiting because I've never seen him do that and it would still probably freak me out), yet I like to see those things applied to that guy for some reason. Like how once he said his stomach was hurting him in class and the teacher asked him what was wrong and some other kid described it as, "his tummy hurts" and I thought that that was ..cute? For some reason?? I'm still not sure how to word what I feel when I think/hear of him feeling like that. Also, as mentioned before, I HATE hearing people burp and I don't know why. But another weird thing is that I never hated it when I heard him do it.. I didn't really Like/love it or anything because I still think that's pretty weird even for me but still. And getting back to the stomach ache thing - of course I don't want him to be in pain but for some reason I get a good yet non-sexual feeling when that idea is in my head or if he actually has one in real life. It makes me want to touch his stomach or kind of rub it a certain way that would make him feel good and extra comfortable or relaxed, kind of like a back rub. I just think seeing him feel really good (again, besides sexually), especially after feeling sick, would be really cute and endearing, I guess. Even just hearing him say something like "my tummy hurts/my belly hurts" would give me that feeling that makes me want to say "aww." But I'm also still a hypocrite when it comes to reading about what people call "stomach ache fetishes" because it weird me out to read stuff like that, probably because it's not Exactly how I feel...a lot of hypocrisy going on lol. So yeah, that's basically all I can think to say about it. I know it's obviously unusual, but I wanted to know if it's like EXTREMELY f***** up or something like that in your opinion. Thanks

Is this super weird...? I hope I can convey this in a way where no one will take it the wrong way, a...