I cant believe this works.

just married with an "Eating Disorder Honeymooners Fail" I hate myself, my body, the way I look.. everything about me. I'm stupid and I f*** everything up. I want to be skinny. I wish I could stop eating or throw it up. But I can't even do that right. I'm such a failure. I want to kill myself, but I love my husband too much to make him go through that.

just married with an "Eating Disorder Honeymooners Fail" I hate myself, my body, the way I look.. ev...

There's first time for everything......right?? Ive been living with my girlfriend for over a year and ive never cheated but a week ago i was out with her at a bar we go to sometimes and i met this super nasty married b**** whose a little older than me and who said she wanted to have a long term affair with a younger man and she wanted it to be me. i gave her my cell number and i thought id never hear from her because she was drunk but she has been calling me like 5-6 times a day or more and doing phone s** with me and telling me to come meet her and get on her. i havent been able to because of work and because of living with my girlfriend but im really thinking about starting up something with her and not just a one time thing but a long term thing like she wants. the s*** she says on the phone makes me think shes maybe the hottest piece of ass in the history of the world and im thinking maybe shes too good to pass up so i think im going to cheat on my girlfriend and even though i was reluctant at first now i just almost cant wait to get with this older b**** because shes so f****** NASTY!!

There's first time for everything......right?? Ive been living with my girlfriend for over a year an...

WEIRD FUNERAL I didn't hate my uncle in law but he was a cheapskate on a par with Scrooge. when he became old enough to deal with his own funeral arrangements he bought the cheapest coffin the funeral home had on sale. He said no embalming and no vault. Well some years later the old skinflint did pass away. At his funeral which was more of a family gathering than anything else while his coffin was being taken to the grave the bottom fell out of the cheap coffin and his body hit the ground. Nobody knew what to do so the grave diggers put his body on the bottom and then placed the coffin over the body and carefully lowered him into the ground. His wife sued the funeral home but I feel it was the skinflints fault. when I visit my Dad and grandmothers grave I never visit his.

WEIRD FUNERAL I didn't hate my uncle in law but he was a cheapskate on a par with Scrooge. when he b...