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There's first time for everything......right?? Ive been living with my girlfriend for over a year and ive never cheated but a week ago i was out with her at a bar we go to sometimes and i met this super nasty married b**** whose a little older than me and who said she wanted to have a long term affair with a younger man and she wanted it to be me. i gave her my cell number and i thought id never hear from her because she was drunk but she has been calling me like 5-6 times a day or more and doing phone s** with me and telling me to come meet her and get on her. i havent been able to because of work and because of living with my girlfriend but im really thinking about starting up something with her and not just a one time thing but a long term thing like she wants. the s*** she says on the phone makes me think shes maybe the hottest piece of ass in the history of the world and im thinking maybe shes too good to pass up so i think im going to cheat on my girlfriend and even though i was reluctant at first now i just almost cant wait to get with this older b**** because shes so f****** NASTY!!

There's first time for everything......right?? Ive been living with my girlfriend for over a year an...

WEIRD FUNERAL I didn't hate my uncle in law but he was a cheapskate on a par with Scrooge. when he became old enough to deal with his own funeral arrangements he bought the cheapest coffin the funeral home had on sale. He said no embalming and no vault. Well some years later the old skinflint did pass away. At his funeral which was more of a family gathering than anything else while his coffin was being taken to the grave the bottom fell out of the cheap coffin and his body hit the ground. Nobody knew what to do so the grave diggers put his body on the bottom and then placed the coffin over the body and carefully lowered him into the ground. His wife sued the funeral home but I feel it was the skinflints fault. when I visit my Dad and grandmothers grave I never visit his.

WEIRD FUNERAL I didn't hate my uncle in law but he was a cheapskate on a par with Scrooge. when he b...

I am a twenty-nine-year-old, recently divorced mother of two teenaged daughters aged nine and eleven. I also have an elder sister who has three teenaged sons, aged from eleven to fifteen. There has always been frequent contact between our families, and my sister's sons have always been regular visitors to our home, proving to be the perfect company for my daughters. After my divorce I was so glad to have them over as company for my daughters, that I encouraged them to visit as often as possible. Unbeknown to me then, my fifteen-year-old nephew had developed a crush on me, and it was only afterwards that I found out how he felt about me. I was flattered that he would be interested in me, and never thought that anything serious would become of it. Over the next couple of weeks I felt myself becoming strangely attracted to him and tried my best to control these feelings, but I found it almost impossible not to notice him. One day the inevitable happened, the two of us landed up alone at my house, and it was not long before I started having sexual intercourse with him. I remember thinking during the act itself how weird it was to be having intercourse with someone I held as a baby, but it was so satisfying that we did it a couple of times. No promises were made when we parted company, but from that day onward, whenever we could, my nephew and I would have sexual intercourse. It was not long after that I started organizing sleepovers for weekends, and I always made sure that he slept alone in the bedroom that has an adjoining door to my bedroom. When we thought the others had fallen asleep, I would unlock the door for him, and he would get into bed with me, only to return to his room the following morning. My nephew has become a part of me, and we think of each other as lovers, for that is what we are. We try to spend as much time as possible together, and when possible, we would be intimate. I do not know what I'd do if my daughters or my sister were to find out about us. It would be so humiliating, but I just cannot stop - I don't want to stop.

I am a twenty-nine-year-old, recently divorced mother of two teenaged daughters aged nine and eleven...