ISSY IS A BITCH! just sayin!

I wish I'd been a woman I am happily married but for many years have been having an 'affair' with a equally married mate of mine. It started about twenty years ago and has been an off/on thing all this time. It all started when we used to go to the pub together. On the way home he would invite me in for a couple more beers and to watch some (straight) p*** vids. At first we would just watch them. He would rub his stiff p**** through his trousers and make comments about the on-screen action. I couldn't help wondering what his p**** looked like and then one day out the blue I just said "If you need a hand...." I didn't know what his reaction would be. He could have smacked me one and told me to f*** off! He didn't say anything but lay back in a way that suggested I should carry on. I leaned over and unbucle dhis trousers, unzipped him, he raised his bum and wriggled his trousers down exposing his pants and the bulge inside. I pulled them down and his lovely p**** sprang to attention. I felt I had been waiting for this chance for years! I reached out to touch it, stroked it, the heat and the scents risig up from it were driving me mad. I leaned over and licked along the shaft and took it into my mouth. It all felt so right, so instinctive. I licked and sucked for ages - the he held on to my head and spunked in my mouth. It was wonderful. I felt as if I had just lost my virginity. We carried on for years after that. The thing was, I ever regarded it as a gay thing as such, I was always in the submissive female role just acting like a s*** or a bit on the side, I desperately wished I'd been his bird, with t*** and a c***. When I look at photos of yself from around that time I can see why he might have wished to dominate me and use me as his b****

I wish I'd been a woman I am happily married but for many years have been having an 'affair' with a ...

My dad is starting to creep me out. It’s no secret that my father is a huge pervert. He’s the kind of guy that makes sexual jokes and innuendos with me and my mother. He gropes my mom often, and appears to enjoy doing it when we have guests. He flirts with other women, sometimes flat-out asking if they are single. My mom doesn’t care, or does a great job at keeping her feelings hidden. Anyway, that’s not my confession. I’ve started to notice that he’s acting weird around me. He’s made a habit of grabbing my ass or thigh, and telling me that I smell good. Sometimes after he and my mom have an argument, he slips into my bed for the night, and lays with his arm around me. It’s only happened twice, both being equally as uncomfortable. But I didn’t make a big deal about it. The bed is pretty small. The couch is smaller, so there’s no way I’d imagine he’d sleep on it and get a good rest. It wasn’t until last week he did something that really, REALLY, creeped me out. I was taking a shower, and he stopped in to pee. I hear him wash his hands, but he doesn’t leave the restroom. He strikes up a conversation, and suddenly suggested getting in the shower with me. After I pointed out he had his own that he could use, he laughed and told me he was just kidding. He still didn’t leave, even after I was finished washing. I had to grab a towel from behind the curtain and cover myself, before he finally left. I didn’t realize his behavior at first because I’m a guy. Logically, I assumed he didn’t swing that way. To be honest I’m still a bit convinced that I’m making a big deal out of nothing. But tell me what you guys think. Am I being melodramatic?

My dad is starting to creep me out. It’s no secret that my father is a huge pervert. He’s the kind o...

There is this girl I like, she comes in to my work every day to buy something. When I see her my heart just slow down, and I feel this big attraction to her. She is way out of my league, she is pretty, has a great and I don't know to much about her but my friend said she is a b word. The thing is she always smiles at me, and if I'm at and up drew she comes to me to ring her up. She sits there for a couple of seconds looking at magazines, and I also thing of saying something but I think she is going to laugh at me, or rejected me in front of my co-workers. I want to start a conversation with her, maybe if I make her luagh she would set aside the fact i'm not that good looking. She notice when I cut my hair and told me it looked good, when I spiked it up she told me to keep it like that. Is there a chance that she likes, how can I find out and how can I start talking to her.

There is this girl I like, she comes in to my work every day to buy something. When I see her my hea...