Oooo Melissa Oh Melissa, I just love when your "man" is at work and I come over and we have hot, a*** s** all day! I cherrish the times that we smoke Newports and blow the smoke all over his toothbrush. I also love the fact that you got 4 abortions just for me and that you secretly cook my s**** in his food/coffee. ..for all this Melissa, I love you! <3