Uncleanliness

I was having my period when I was at your house. I did not have a pad so I stole one of yours, but I looked in all of your cupboards because I didn't find them at first. I was having cramps and I was suffering. I didn't tell anyone. I had a heck of a good time. Before I was able to steal one of your pads, I was afraid I would get blood on your bedspread. But I didn't.