I confess..today this universe will end. I confess i feel little sorrow for whatever is here if anything but mostly i feel regret that i am leavjng all that beer behind and i really feel bad about the meth we cant pack up. Meanwhile I am laying over in The year where A winged demon landed in my garden this time i am going to barbecue and eat him instead of letting him roam free and asssainate me 1900 or so years later after becomjng judmentaibe of my alcohol use and thinking his kid is a better cpresident i am going to bribg with me a bottle of KC masterpiece bbq sauce for that purpose. I will let you know how i tasted. I must confess I have killed with my own hands in direct hand to hand combat over millions of me at my command the njmber multpleiea expnenetially cosidering plantsrtbprojections of earth state rhrougkut time and space so i m the realest killer and i am as free as a bird i run all political policy and any royalties from major plooticians lawyers atots singer s ar dircezed into my web of accounts even ifa cop stops me right as i go do one last sampling of and some shoplifting and panhandling in front lf the walmart i will casually smokr somr meth in front of the cop blow some snoke in his fave an dhe will met me go with a warnibg even thiugh everyday i comminit a hubdred femonies and am directly linked to every crime and crimibal in the world..

I confess..today this universe will end. I confess i feel little sorrow for whatever is here if anything but mostly i feel regret that i am leavjng all that beer behind and i really feel bad about the meth we cant pack up. Meanwhile I am laying over in The year where A winged demon landed in my garden this time i am going to barbecue and eat him instead of letting him roam free and asssainate me 1900 or so years later after becomjng judmentaibe of my alcohol use and thinking his kid is a better cpresident i am going to bribg with me a bottle of KC masterpiece bbq sauce for that purpose. I will let you know how i tasted. I must confess I have killed with my own hands in direct hand to hand combat over millions of me at my command the njmber multpleiea expnenetially cosidering plantsrtbprojections of earth state rhrougkut time and space so i m the realest killer and i am as free as a bird i run all political policy and any royalties from major plooticians lawyers atots singer s ar dircezed into my web of accounts even ifa cop stops me right as i go do one last sampling of and some shoplifting and panhandling in front lf the walmart i will casually smokr somr meth in front of the cop blow some snoke in his fave an dhe will met me go with a warnibg even thiugh everyday i comminit a hubdred femonies and am directly linked to every crime and crimibal in the world..
20

Next post in 20s

Will redirect automatically

This confession was shared anonymously on i4giveu.com

More from 'Murder' category

My Story About Fooling My Best Friend So I Would'nt Look Pathetic OK, so I have a friend, let's call her Susan, and she is a really big fan of Halsey. I personally don't like Halsey's music, but I definitely don't hate her. Recently, Susan started to date my brother. The thing about my brother is that he is, like, really mean. I don't really get what Susan likes about him. In previous relationships my brother always was the one who wanted to break up, always for the same reason: he got 'bored' with the girl. The girl always get's hurt in a relationship with him. I said to Susan what kind of... person my brother is. She immediately got mad at me. She said that I never support her choices, and that I was jealous because I didn't have a boyfriend. I stayed calm, tried to explain to her what I just told you: My brother just isn't a good person to be in a relationship with. I was at her house at the time, and she sent me away. When I got home, I got my first phone, restarted it, created a fake Halsey fan account on Instagram, found here Halsey fan account and sent her a Direct Message. I said: I know you like Halsey, I have her number! Do you want it? 5 minutes later she replied: Ah duh ?? I gave her my old number, and she called me. I got a footage of Halsey saying 'Hey', and when I picked up I (or should I say Halsey?), she started fangirling. Then I sad with a really low voice: I can see you. Her cheering stopped, and she said 'who are you'. I said 'Look out your window!' and hung up. A minute later Susan called me, told me what happened and apologised. I didn't want to look pathetic and come crawling back to her, so I scared her, just so she would call me. LMFAO

My Story About Fooling My Best Friend So I Would'nt Look Pathetic OK, so I have a friend, let's ca...