Last night, while taking my dog outside the house to pee,

Last night, while taking my dog outside the house to pee, I standed up and peed myself too It was nice, like two gentelmen pissing outdoors :) the guy who lives next door saw us, and he came by, said hello, unzipped his trousers and peed next to us now we were three persond, standing outside, peeing with pride Till, that old bitchy woman who lives across the street saw us, that was the time she came out of her house crying and shouting at us she even cursed us i hate this old bitch, she's a joy kill !
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