Ginger Bore

My name is Bennett and I am a boring cunt. I also talk the halls of ARRSE trying to emulate my heros Flash and MDN. If that's not bad enough I am a walt of massive proportions too, like Pentwyn and BB and Jeannie. I am a UOTC Cadet and like to big myself up even though I am a ginger with fusewire for pubes. Someone please give me the slagging off I deserve and belittle me.