My Perfect Life...

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I fought tooth and nail for this....

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I think the portrayal of DMV employees as sloths in Zootopia is the most accurate...

portrayal of DMV employees ever captured on film.

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When I was 2 years old, a nerdy man kidnapped me while my parents were...

at the bar. He then took me to his home and wrapped his thighs around

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I wish I was dead...

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When I was 19 I punched my mother....

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Someone posted their irrational fears so I’m gonna do so....

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I am such a manipulative liar...

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I broke my leg iceskating...

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No motivation to find a job...

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Fake, and she knows I know....

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TIFU by making a horrible shit mess in my Manhattan apartment...

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[Light] I am 26 years old and my favourite part about myself is that I...

am the least fun and laziest person I know.

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