I need help im so lost, i tried to get in the army but they...

wouldn't let me in because they said i was about as physically gifted as a one legged lizard,so now i join arrmy chat forums and tell lies. Its become a real problem for me, i have forgoton who i am, i cant tell between truth and lie, my friend chris ryan told me after our last op that i need to get help so i thought i would as what other people thought, i also find myself drawn to arrse i cant get enough i love arrse. help me!

By Anonymous on General,