i took a piss and a dump on my neighbours yard

I've got this asshole of a neighbor who always keeps to himself and the only time u hear him speak is when he comes to bitch about some silly shit like the music being too loud or noisy friends. so, one day when he went for some weekend vacation, i waited for nightfall when no one could see me and took a shit on his stoop and after th@, i pissed on his door and plants leaving the place stunk up!