I had sex with my wife before I married her, and

I had sex with my wife before I married her, and I beat up the woman I was having an affair with and her dog out of anger. Afterwards I went back to my spot on the curb behind the 7-11, drunk, playing country music hoping for change. I started taking the Lord's name in vain against this man who didn't give me change, and I beat up his kid. He didn't do anything, and was worried his wife might find out, who was still in the car. I said I wouldn't tell if he paid me. And he did. So when his wife came out, she was stunning and I wanted her. Instead, I stole from her. Surprisingly, she had cocaine on her. I started selling it once she was gone, but one guy didn't pay so I chased after him and killed him. I had no intention of forgiving him. My wife found me doing this and promptly divorced me. So out of envy (I still wanted her for my own), I pantsed her in front of everyone! That turned me on somehow. Pants around the ankles. I bought a lot of stuff online using fake credit card numbers, then went to the gay bar and had quite the time. I realized I hated everyone in Uganda and I wanted their food, so I killed every last one of them. After that I hacked into an ATM with illegal software and got a lot of money. I went to my sister's home, and noticed she was in the shower. So I walked right in and had sex with her, forcefully. I lied and said I was still married to make it feel more exciting. Needless to say, she was very uncomfortable, but I loved her. At that point I started to lose faith in God and still felt horny, so I jacked off. However, I looked in my neighbor's yard and saw a little girl. So I went over and had sex with her, after peeing on their lawn. Then my hoes (you know, hookers) saw some gays and even though I had a little stint I hated them all and thought they were all horrible people who couldn't talk normally. I asked God, "what kind of cruel God would allow such horrible people in our world?" So I ran over a squirrel and proudly displayed it to everyone as my new God. I spilled a drink, but I was too lazy to clean it up. I flipped on "Jeopardy!" but I couldn't get any answers right because I was too stupid, so in the name of Satan I began trashing the house. I found some TOP SECRET documents by chance while doing so, and in spite I turned it over to the French.
20

Next post in 20s

Will redirect automatically

This confession was shared anonymously on i4giveu.com

More from 'Adultery' category

Nobody but an idiot gets married to someone four months after they know them. But i drove by her parents' house again tonight, as I've done many nights since we broke up, and i see "JUST MARRIED" on the back of her truck. So angry. But she is living in her parents' basement at age 27, she is a former hard-core lesbian/crackhead who found Jesus and reclaimed her so-called virginity, she has an anger management problem, she virtually never reads anything and therefore doesn't know anything, she drinks too goddamned much, she has maybe a size 30A bust size - it was like sleeping with someone with buttons on their sternum - but lovely, shapely ass, I must say. I loved holding her, i loved looking in her eyes, i loved that she loved me. I really loved this woman, she was like a little broken baby in my arms, I felt so attractive with her, I opened my heart to her. But I cannot be with anyone right now for a variety of reasons, long term, that is, and that's the way it is. She finally got angry with me - we'd been seeing each other a whole six weeks -and then she took off, and i let her. I missed her every day, and she texted me that she missed me, she missed me, she couldn't stop thinking about me. Now she has gone and gotten married. She is a fucking moron and I hope he fucking cheats on her, if it's even a he, it might be a she. She comes from a shit family of addicts and alcoholics g from the south, where the stupidest people in the USA live, too, and her brother died of a fucking methadone overdose 4 years ago. Loser.

Nobody but an idiot gets married to someone four months after they know them. But i drove by her par...