I'm an alien!

I came from a far planet where they told me about a really fun planet called "Earth" and they said I should come here for a vacation so I came and when I did, tehy destroyed my spaceship. Since then I'm stuck in this stinking planet in this human form, I hate this place! The bastardsback on my planet just wanted to get rid of me! I must say, you humans are very weird and stupid, you're killing each other. You're also ugly. Can't wait to get out of here!