the simple story Ok, well one day I was on vacation and I ate a whole lot of crazy shit... all kinds of weird seafood, dairy, fruits, jalapeno chocolate fudge (yes, you read that right), and lots of other stuff that I can't really remember. The point is, I got REALLY bad gas. Not only did I have copious amounts of gas in my ass, but I couldn't hold it in like I usually could, and it smelled more rancid than my farts have ever smelled before. Luckily I spent the evening wandering around town, and it was especially crowded... I cut a big one right smack in the middle of a big crowd, it smelled so awful that even I was repulsed. Everyone around me was visibly disgusted as I walked by, but no one could pinpoint who the source of the smell was. The one who looked the most disgusted was this one bitch, she was middle aged, fat, had bleach blonde hair and was obviously upperclass, and she was soooo grossed out! I should've been embarrassed, but instead I was highly amused and pleased with myself... I kept giggling over it for the rest of the night.