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i found this stupid ass site thourgh collegehumor.com 95% of the people one here desearve to be shot, your all self-loathing faggits. No wonder your lives suck and no one likes you. Your miserable and everyone is most likly tired of being you company. Instead of talking about hom much you suck do something bout it. here some examples If you fat: Burn more cal's then you take in....basically every time you have an urge to go to the frige walk a mile. You hate yourself : Get over it and quick being a snivelling p You are to shy to talk to a guy or girl : Most likly you are fat or ulgy or miserable so follow the instructions above and then quite being a b and go for it.

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Married for 19 years and have had no problem performing with my wife but she is just not interested in any kind of decent s life. I am always interested and havve a high s drive. However, the few times ive been with other women, I have had trouble getting an erection. It just didnt feel right. Neighbor asked one day if I had tried v***. I had not and he gave me one. My life has changed. I am banging chicks left and right. Seriously, I have gone from being a limp D* flirt to a p* super hero. I am a good lover and now am able to share with other beautiful women. I know this is wrong and I don't pursuit other women, but I certainly don't say no when the opportunity is there. Recently had a high school reunion and I made love to three women from high school over one weekend. I feel completely out of control. I take 3 or 4 v*** a week and feel like I am a different person from who I was 3 months ago. I am living a sexual dream and a marriage nightmare. I cant seem to slow down and not sure if I want to.

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Incest, abortion. AM I doing the right thing? I'm pregnant with my son's baby - and yet I'm happy. Please, don't ridicule me or say anything harsh. I know I've made mistakes. I did things that I thought were smart but weren't. I can't un-ring the bell. I'm writing here for advice, and maybe to explain myself. I was foolish and got married at age 18 and had my son, Drew (not his real name) when I had just turned 19. I thought I was in love but I learned early on that my husband was cheating on me. Also, he could be abusive emotionally and even borderline physically. When I thought Drew was in danger, I left my husband, divorced him, and went on my own. My pride got in my way so I didn't go to my parents for help even when the alimony and child support checks failed to arrive. It was a struggle, but I completed my degree, got a job and took care of my baby son. In the early days he had a crib, but as he got older I could not afford a bed for him. So we shared a bed but there was nothing ever, ever sexual. We would both sleep in pajamas and when he was little he would sleep with his little stuffed dog. As he got older, we would talk, but it was always about things that we were doing, what time I had to be to work, or he had to be to Little League or soccer or how school was going. That sort of thing. I will say that as he got older we did become more casual about nudity and if one of us was in the shower while the other was brushing teeth or whatever, or maybe going to or from the bathroom from our rooms, we might see each other naked. I look back at this and wonder if I wasn't too tolerant, but again, he was dating girls - although at his age it rarely lasted long - and it seemed so normal and non-sexual. I would also sometimes see him - even in my bed - with an erection (and I accidentally went into his room a couple of times and caught him masturbating) but even when he was in my room with a b** the talk was not sexual and I just assumed it was the result of the normal hormones of a teenage boy. Things crossed the line when he was almost 17. We had a very bad patch. For his part, he was hurt by a girl he really liked - but I admit that I probably didn't take his hurt as seriously as I should have. The problem I was having was that I guy I had been seeing broke up with me and at about the same time I lost my job, we had some car trouble. It seemed like everything in my life was going wrong again. We were short of cash again and I was scared and tired. One night he heard me in the shower crying my eyes out. I just couldn't take it anymore. He heard me and got into the shower with me and held me. I should have stopped it right then and there, but for the first time in a long while I felt safe and it felt so good to be held by someone who loved me and we started to kiss. I should not have, I knew I should not have, but I gave in. I suddenly realized that I not only loved my son, but that I was in love with my son. He is mature for his age, but he was only 16 and that shows too. One minute he seems like a man, the next minute a boy, but I was so scared and so lonely and he was so loving and gentle and so we began a sexual relationship. When I found out I was pregnant I didn't tell him right away. I was terrified about how he would react, and I was terrified about how it would impact our relationship and how he would do in school. A million thoughts raced through my head but when I did jin up the courage to tell him I was totally surprised by his response. I thought he would freak out, but instead he was thrilled. He was so happy. He kept saying, "I'm gonna be a dad. Really!!!?? I'm gonna be a dad. Mom I love you so much!!!" I've never seen him smile so much and then he started to cry out of sheer happiness. I didn't know whether to be relieved or terrified. So we went along for a bit, but I kept worrying about how this would effect Drew. He was so happy, but I was worried that it would effect his plans for college and his future. I've been so lucky. I've done the Internet searches and I am so blessed. Drew's grades are good, he has friends. By all rights he should be so messed up but he isn't. He is just a happy kid in school who is thrilled that he is going to be a daddy. When he comes home he'll kiss me and then bend down to my belly and say, "Hi Junior," - he keeps calling the baby "Junior," though we just found out we are expecting a boy - "This is your daddy, and I love you with all my heart!!!" I actually don't believe in abortion, but knowing how much this baby could adversely effect my son's future I considered at one point having an abortion, but when I told him I was thinking about it we had several serious discussions and he was dead set against it. What finally totally stopped me was when, in a really heated argument, he said to me, "Mom, you don't get it. I'm going to be the dad I never got to have." I was stunned and realized I could not abort this baby. Besides, as time has worn on, I realize that I want this baby for all the right reasons. It's a precious little life no matter the circumstances of his birth. He is a beautiful gift that my son has given to me by sharing his naked body with me. It's not good circumstances, but I've come to think of it as beautiful and I want to have this baby to share something beautiful with my son. So we've decided a few things. 1) Fatherhood or no, my son will go to college, though we have not worked out yet if he is going to be dorm resident - because I want him to have the whole college experience - or as a commuter. When I insisted that he go to college, he said, of course, because he was going to provide a good living for his son. I was so proud of him. My son will graduate from high school in early June, turn 18 in late June and the baby is due in August, so I think we can make this work. 2) We've decided not tell my doctor who the father is. I just told my doctor that it was a man who I didn't want in my baby's life and I asked if Drew could be present at the birth. The doctor said that was unusual, but he thought it could be worked out. My son is thrilled but I'm a bit nervous that the doc might figure out that the baby's father is my 17 year old son. Should I be worried? 3) What I am worried about is that we are not getting some of the special testing that the baby needs. This worries me. I know there is a very real chance that the baby will have birth defects but I don't know how to get him tested beyond the normal prenatal tests. So far all my examinations seem to be showing everything normal, but I'm worried. Does anyone know how I might get the additional tests I need? Please help me. 4) I know I've made some serious mistakes, but I need to know what someone out there, someone who does not know me and can see things from the outside, thinks about how I've handled this. Did I do the right thing not having an abortion? The baby seems so important to my son - and he wants so much to be a dad. I know that, in many ways that is just a boy romanticizing the father he never had, but he is also mature for his age, he is keeping his grades up and has many friends, both guys and gals, I think it would hurt him so deeply to abort the pregnancy. Am I right? 5) Most of all, my son and I continue to have a sexual relationship and I plan, so long as he wants it to continue to have s with him. Partly, I won't lie, it is because I want it. I need to feel him and be close. I know this

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I am a 50 year old woman who sleeps with her old 80 year old mum in a bed full of cat piss and chuck. I never thought my life would be like this. the haters just did this to hate, but that don't mean they won yet.

I am a 50 year old woman who sleeps with her old 80 year old mum in a bed full of cat piss and chuck...

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oh, I heard of the cousin lesbian experience but I won't repeat what I heard.

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dear mr col, go use your critical skills for something else that will make you money if you are so smart and above all of us. you are violent mr col. you are violent.

dear mr col, go use your critical skills for something else that will make you money if you are so s...

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mr col you need to go burn that genital wart off your face and ass!

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mr col tmi tit toaster. gone! burnt ass!

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I really miss psychedelics... I really miss the feeling of tripping on psychedelics. I used to do acid, mushrooms, dmt, and the like at least once a month. Some trips were good and some were bad, but I always came away feeling like I had really expanded my mind, like people used to say in the 60s. Later on I became addicted to heroin, the greatest and at the same time worst drug ever. The feeling is magical, but the price of constantly feeling sick is too much to handle. I got clean once and then relapsed, I am currently sober several years, although I am still on methadone. I would not ever like to become a heroin addict again, but I miss the trips on psychedelics so badly. I am with a wonderful woman and my life is on track, but I can't help but feel like something is missing. I have a genius level intellect and I can't help but feel that I need some form of intellectual release. Psychedelics used to give it to me but even if I wanted to I have no place to trip safely anymore. I miss my friend and partner in my adventures, you are so close and yet so far... but most of all I miss the trips... I think I will relapse on down again soon if I can't take an acid trip to put everything in perspective. Perspective is what I'm missing. Why are psychedelics vilified? They have so much to offer. A store near me sells San Pedro cactus and DMT containing roots. I think I will take a trip as soon as I can find a safe place to do it and a safe person to do it with. Don't think me a weakling or a monster if you haven't walked my path...the leeener here. when I take them I do it all so I ticked all the boxes I do.

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I did this thing its been going around but I feel ashamed to say it that I faked my whole holiday ! and no one picked it up or caught me out at all.

I did this thing its been going around but I feel ashamed to say it that I faked my whole holiday ! ...

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UURGH, There is always fights over the water fountain. There used to be fights over the water fountain when I was in high school. The situation was the schools fault because the water fountains were unsupervised. I got around the problem by drinking two glasses of water before I went to school. As often as not there was p*** colored rust in the fountain water anyway. After phys ed there should have been supervised drinking at the available water fountains and the teachers should have made sure everyone got their turn at the fountain. I believe that choosing teaching as a career means you are too stupid to do anything else.

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Biggest mistake of my life Three years ago, I married an older woman. I knew she was beyond wild, and that she was far better in bed and knew far more about s than anybody I'd ever been with. I thought I'd hit the jackpot, finding somebody so skilled and who wanted to settle down and have a family, neither of us having been married before. Last year, through a series of unbelievable coincidences, I discovered that she had worked for over twenty years as a prostitute. First, at a brothel in Nevada, and then at two secret call-out services in Florida. I exploded and moved out of the house, and then filed for and got a divorce. I wanted an annulment, because I thought the marriage had been conceived in fraud and consummated in deceit, but the factual circumstances didn't allow for that, so I settled for divorce, which was finalized in December. J and I became good friends to the point of sharing our innermost feelings. She told me her husband was a player, traveled alot, and was shady. I told her I crossdressed. One Saturday night, she showed up at the drag bar I hung out in. She actually bought me a drink, and we hung out and talked and danced. Long story short, starting that night, we started an affair. S had never been as good as with J. Her mom and daughter, who lived with her in her home, knew I crossdressed, and her mom knew of the affair. We had to break it off, as her husband was spending more time in NY and had a temper. He never knew of the affair. 2 years ago J called me and told me she divorced her husband. We immediately rekindled our affair and we became lovers. By now her mom, daughter, and her best F friends had seen me crossdressed, and accepted me fully. Her mom and daughter loved me. And since J and I are close in size (she's 5'6" and I'm 5'7"), I 'inherited' her old clothes and shoes from when she was 25 lbs heavier. cutting this story short but many women don't mind crossdressing men. and yeh I am bi curious but they don't mind that either so long as I stick to protocols.

Biggest mistake of my life Three years ago, I married an older woman. I knew she was beyond wild, an...

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I’m seauxlay attracted to baby birds- emus to be precise. My mate is a breder and I care for them when he is otherwise disposed. I have 8 baby birds in my yard. I like to grab them and cheer myself up and my cock while to they squeal out for food, then at night I go out and grab a few while eating and rub them all over my b**** and I donn't mind chasing then in the raw, but better to catch them there so soft lolol they have no idea what’s going on when I come all over them with my peaker. Have you ever considered being cage trained? with them , as such. maybe it was just a really bad acid trip and I burked my pillow instead after all that weed and acid anyway. sounds good idea for a comedy sex tape my mate and I could do when bored on the farm. It beats eating them.

I’m seauxlay attracted to baby birds- emus to be precise. My mate is a breder and I care for them wh...

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I AM SICK OF YOU. STOP F** CALLING I AM SICK OF YOU. STOP F CALLING ME. you call me literally 20 times per day. actually, 20 times on my house phone, and 20 on my cellphone. leaving a message each time saying the EXACT same thing. and you call within a 5-10 minute difference. this has been going on for months. DO YOU GET IT YET? i'm NOT going to answer your calls. i'm NOT going to talk to you. get the F* over it.

I AM SICK OF YOU. STOP F****** CALLING I AM SICK OF YOU. STOP F****** CALLING ME. you call me litera...

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Lately, I’ve been thinking about a guy I briefly dated in high school, very briefly and innocently for that matter. We never kissed and mostly hugged and held hands. I’m 26 now by the way. We re-connected 8 years later when I was 24; by 24 I had really explored my sexual capabilities. From the young innocent 16 year old I was when I dated him. After having talked for months and recently breaking up with my current boyfriend of 2.5 years a month prior, on my 24th birthday exactly I took him by the hand and lead him to my room because he had stopped by for my birthday. I lived by myself in a high-rise apartment near the water. There, I had the most painful, rough, crazy s, I could have imagined with him. His p was bigger than anything I had been with. My innocent high school boyfriend had grown into a 6 foot maybe 6’1 very muscular and tone man. To date he still has the largest p** I’ve ever been with. Sometimes I wish I could have him one more time in that high rise with the lights out, and the breeze coming through my floor to ceiling windows again. I really wish it would happen. I’m married now; and the man from high school is in the navy off probably pleasing other women so amazingly as he did me. Although we were just friends for quite sometime (he was my hiking and adventure buddy) people often thought we were together and that we made the perfect couple. I’m a 5’5 ex gymnast with a dancers body and he looked like he belonged on the front of an Abercrombie ad. I was in a relationship at the time so instead of coming right out and saying it he hinted multiple times that he wanted to marry a women like me and love a women like me. I wasn’t married yet so we made a pact, if neither of us were married by 30 we would marry each other. He was probably the closest to perfect I could have asked for. Physically he was a god, above and below the waistline. He was caring and loving, but could be viscous and savage if needed. He was naturally protective; the type of person that would jump in front of a large falling rock to prevent harm to the person below him while scaling a steep hiking trail (True story). He loved nature and being out in it. I knew he wanted me to love him back and wanted to be with me but it just never materialized. If I knew what I know now I would have just waited for him. I know till this day without a doubt that if I had not found my now husband I would go find him and confess my feelings; but, that is not how things worked out. I wouldn’t cheat on my husband no, but if he gave me a free pass, just once. That is who I would use it on, my 11th grade boy friend I made a pact with so long ago.

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We had an orgy The whole thing started when my friend Megan took off her shirt, Megan had a b* job, i think she should have waited until after having kids but whatever. Megan took off her shirt and everyone was feeling her b (she is quite proud of them) Me, Erin, Shelly and each of our boyfriends had a feel before she just sat back with no shirt on and grabbed a drink, That kind of kick started all of our boyfriends trying to talk us into taking off our shirts which we eventually did. Megan with her DD's, Me and Erin with our C's and Shelly with her...Well...I guess they would be A's but she just wears sports bras because there really isn't anything there, She is skinny, Like super skinny and just has nipples, No real b. Shelly was sitting on her boyfriends lap and a couple comments were made about the size of her b, Her boyfriend tweaked her nips and made them hard, All of us girls have always known she is flat and has the longest nips out of any of us but my boyfriend was sitting just starting at them, Erin's boyfriend reached over and pinched Shelly's nip and Shelly just looked down watching as he did. Soon we were all in our underwear, All of us girls wear thongs and Erin has a bit of a big bum, Erin's boyfriend was squeezing Erin's bum as she stood beside him with her back to him. Megan was standing in front of Shelly while her and her boyfriend had their hands all over her, My boyfriend was standing behind me running his hands up and down my chest and stomach, Megan's boyfriend stood up and stood beside me and was the first one to whip it out, Kind of put a stop to everything for a second as everyone stared at him but then there was some laughing and joking, I was surprised that he did that since it is well known he is the smallest out of all the guys, I had never seen it before but he is definitely not big. I turned away from him and sat backwards on my chair then reached around and pulled down my boyfriends underwear, Pretty soon all the guys had them out and were all pretty much similar sized except Megan's boyfriend. Shelly was the one who stood up and grabbed all the guys seating them on the couch and without a word basically led us all to stand in front of them, We all stood in a row and looked up and down the line at each other, Dropped our thongs and then Megan switched places with Erin, Shelly looked at me and we switched places and we all got on our knees. I had Shelly's boyfriend, Shelly had mine, Megan with Erin's and Erin with Megan's, We were all messing around jerking and sucking and watching each other and so it went. People were jumping back and forth and rolling around on the floor, My boyfriend and Megan were on their knees facing each other kissing when Shelly's boyfriend grabbed me and gently lowered me to the floor on my back, I looked at my boyfriend and he just smiled at me so I spread my legs, as he started licking me I looked around and everyone was doing stuff, Megan and my boyfriend were 69'ing, Shelly was on her back with Erin's boyfriend going down on her and Erin was on her hands and knees over Shelly leaning down kissing her while Megan's boyfriend started f**** her. Shelly's boyfriend is apparently a little freaky and I gasped arching my back as he stuck his tongue in my bum, I put a stop to that but he eventually tried with each girl and Shelly who apparently quite enjoys that and Megan let him do it, There were a few situations with two on one, Shelly with two guys, I did two and then me and Megan did Shelly's boyfriend and I am sure there was a lot more that I didn't even notice. It just seemed to keep going and going and my boyfriend said it lasted almost two hours before we all had gotten more than what we needed and there wasn't a guy left who could get it up. We all kind of got half dressed and then Megan and Erin did a one on one on the bed while we all watched and messed around, Megan's boyfriend did me while we watched and he tried to talk me into joining them but I didn't, I ended up going to bed with my boyfriend, Shelly and her boyfriend while Erin, Her boyfriend and Megan and her boyfriend slept in the other room. I don't know what went on in their room but ours was pretty busy until finally everyone fell asleep. So far everyone seems good with everything and hopefully it stays that way because I plan on trying to start another round next time all 8 of us are together.

We had an orgy The whole thing started when my friend Megan took off her shirt, Megan had a b*** job...

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you sound mental to me.

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MY TICKET SHIRT FETISH I'M A MALE WITH A CLOTHING FETISH FOR A WOMAN'S SHIRT WITH A POINTED AND NOTCHED COLLAR, A COLLAR TAG, AND POCKETS, I CALL THIS STYLE OF A WOMAN'S SHIRT A "TICKET SHIRT." MY TICKET SHIRT FETISH IS A SEXUAL CLOTHING FETISH. My "Fetish" Name is "TicketShirtslave (TICKET SHIRT SLAVE) To define and explain what a Ticket Shirt is: a TICKET SHIRT is a "Shirt" with a Pointed and Notched Collar, Collar Tags, and one or two Pockets. A Ticket Shirt has frontal button closure with the buttons being visible, not hidden. I LOVE Ticket Shirts made from silky polyester. I prefer solid colors ONLY. All of my Ticket Shirts are Women's Ticket Shirts. The Collar of a Ticket Shirt is called a "Ticket Shirt Collar," the Collar Tag is called a "Ticket Shirt Collar Tag," and the Pockets of a sexy Woman's Ticket Shirt are called "Ticket Shirt Pockets." I LOVE to wear a Woman's Ticket Shirt and jerk off. I LOVE to watch myself in a mirror while I wear a Ticket Shirt and jerk off. I LOVE how sexy a Woman's Ticket Shirt looks on me! My Women's Ticket Shirts are so Sexually Beautiful to me! I LOVE Ticket Shirts with sexual LOVE! It is SEXUAL TICKET SHIRT LOVE! It is the Pointed and Notched Ticket Shirt Collar look and style of a Woman's Ticket Shirt that I find sexually appealing. The Ticket Shirt Pockets and the look and style of the Folded Miter Ticket Shirt Collar Tag of a Ticket Shirt are also sexually appealing to me. Women's Ticket Shirts and wearing sexy Ticket Shirts turn me on sexually! My name is TicketShirtslave (Ticket Shirt slave) for a good reason. I'm sexually enslaved to my Women's Ticket Shirts! I'm literally a "Ticket Shirt slave" to my Women's Ticket Shirts! I'm in "Sexual Ticket Shirt slavery" to my Women's Ticket Shirts. For me, there is NO ESCAPE from Ticket Shirt slavery to my Women's Ticket Shirts. For me there is NO escape from my Sexual Bondage to my Ticket Shirts! I'm now a TICKET SHIRT SLAVE to my WOMEN'S TICKET SHIRTS! But, I do NOT want to escape from my Ticket Shirt slavery and I do NOT want to escape being a Ticket Shirt slave! I'm a WILLING Ticket Shirt slave to my sexy Women's Ticket Shirts and I LOVE TICKET SHIRT SLAVERY. I will ALWAYS be a TICKET SHIRT SLAVE to my WOMEN'S TICKET SHIRTS! I'm NOT a crossdresser, I'm a Fetishist! My Clothing Fetish is for this single style of Women's Shirt. I have a "Fetish Name" for this style of Women's Shirt. I call this style of Women's Shirt by the Fetish Name "TICKET SHIRT." My sexy Women's Ticket Shirts are my ONLY Fetishwear! My Ticket Shirt wearing Fetish has been a lifelong Women's Clothing Fetish. I'm sexually attracted to my Women's Ticket Shirts and I'm a sexual slave to my Women's Ticket Shirts! Women's Ticket Shirts are sexually beautiful to me! I have a small penis only 4 inches long when hard. I have a "Fetish Name" for my penis. The Fetish Name for my penis is "Ticket pp." My sperm also has a "Fetish Name." The Fetish Name for my sperm is, "Ticket sperm." I LOVE to wear a Woman's Ticket Shirt, jerk off and spurt Ticket sperm from my Ticket pp! I also have "pp Ticket Shirts" which are for rubbing my Ticket pp on, and "sperm Ticket Shirts" for spurting my Ticket sperm onto when I jerk off. I LOVE to wear one of my Women's Ticket Shirts, and look at and jerk off to a sexy pp Ticket Shirt. I also LOVE to spurt my Ticket sperm onto a sperm Ticket Shirt, then lick and eat my own Ticket sperm off of my sexually beautiful sperm Ticket Shirt! I LOVE the taste of my Ticket sperm, to me my Ticket sperm is DELICIOUS! I also have a sexual clothing Fetish for a Girl Scout Uniform and a Nurse Uniform. The Girl Scout Uniform is called a "Girl Scout Ticket Shirtdress" and the Nurse Uniform is called a "Nurse Ticket Shirtdress." Both have Pointed and Notched Ticket Shirt Collars like my Ticket Shirts. I LOVE to have Women see me wearing my Women's Ticket Shirt with my little Ticket pp showing! I also LOVE to have Women watch me jerk off and spurt my Ticket sperm from my little Ticket pp while I wear one of my Women's Ticket Shirts! I also deserve to be tied up and whipped by a Woman for wearing a Woman's Ticket Shirt. I deserve to be whipped for having a boyish, little Ticket pp! I deserve to be whipped for eating my Ticket sperm off of a sperm Ticket Shirt.

MY TICKET SHIRT FETISH I'M A MALE WITH A CLOTHING FETISH FOR A WOMAN'S SHIRT WITH A POINTED AND NOT...

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