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i have a giant squish on my best friend (a squish, commonly used in the asexual community, mean you love someone in a platonic way and you want to be close to them) but she has a girlfriend and i know she wont feel the same way i dont know what to do but i want to do something about it

i have a giant squish on my best friend (a squish, commonly used in the asexual community, mean you ...

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so background info no one in my entire family has graduated high school or gone to college and ever since I was little my grandmother told me if I stayed in school I would get ANY car I wanted well now it's time and I'm an honor student she's saying wait wait but her new boyfriend wanted a car so they got one now I want one and all the ones I show her that I want she is saying no to and she said I have to get a older cheaper one and it's just that I have worked so hard I feel like I earned a decent car and everyone in my family is calling me ungrateful but we had a deal and It was important to me I worked hard knowing what I was working for but now idk and I'm in a bad mood about it and everyone just get mad at me for being upset about it

so background info no one in my entire family has graduated high school or gone to college and ever ...

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mooned the world from my office window ! assworld

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SOME READING MATERIAL FOR ALL YOU BITCHES OK, this is pretty lame and retarded but whatever i'm having a fucking lame day. Not because of any reason in particular but obviously enough for me to download this weird elephant app and start typing at the speed of light. Topic of this note is gonna sound dumb but here it is: Why do I play so much. Like wtf tho……….. Who even needs to write and break that down as a note. NOBODY. Cheese and rice man. I dunno. Things are stupid. Im just bored. And somehow in Washington it's proving to be damn near impossible to fine a SEMI attractive guy that also SMOKES fucking WEED. OMG WEED?! Forreal no one smokes that shit anymore apparently. BUT those are the same fucks poppin bars bustin out coke on Tuesdays. Not that im judging i mean shit you could cut me a line. But thats beside my point. NO ONE SMOKES REEFER WTF is this world im living in. I feel like I just woke up one day and no one smokes anymore. You're probably getting to the point reading this now where you're like OK bitch you and I both know your not typing this long ass note rant solely to tell me about how the numbers have been rapidly decreasing in Washington pot smokers. YOU'RE RIGHT its ok, i get side tracked, i know SO you are right That is NOT what this is about This is for allllllllllllll you bitches out there that spell pretentious with as many A's as you say yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas with. Pretentiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas. Whatever I love that joke. Anyways. Idk if youre the cheese dick type. If SO you probably stopped reading this when I started talking about pot. "Oh shes a stoner" she has no constructive thoughts im leavaaaaang. SMH Fuck you then, this ain't aimed at your type. Im gonna start this longer secondary rant off with a question that should have been my first question. WHY DOES NO ONE SMOKE ANYMORE All this hunny been looking for since day one was a simple Pone Tony down to chief a couple bowls and keep up in a conversation. I mean im not NOT a hater but im definitely not the type to NOT give a mofo a chance.. HUNNAAAAAAAY I done been thereeeeeee, huckin chances e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e. Not even in that way either. Not like the " OMG ive wasted so much of my time, I WAS NOWHERE in the wrong or at ANY fault for ANY descisions I have made that impacted my life in ANY negative way I generally like to generate pity for. I repeat NO FAULT. and PLEASE feel sorry for me. #blessed or something. NNOOOOOOOOOOO I mean huckin chances like SON I know my standards are barely hovering over that semi above average mark and EVEN STILL motherfuckers are SCARED OF ME. SCARED LIKE WTF Sorry i dont like unicorn frappachinos and long facetimes with my home girls who i actually talk shit about and hate but don't tell them cuz im #blessed and sorry Im not a fucking idiot Sorry I have opinions That guess what I FORMULATED IN MY OWN HEAD I didnt quote some other lost fuck, or base my opinion off of someone elses thought process LORD HELP ME IF I DID. SMH the IGNANCE in this world could literally make me drop and pray to a god I dont even believe in LETS SAY SOME OF THE GUYS I HAVENT PLAYED I ACTUALLY LIKED RIGHT cuz there are a few. THOSE BE THE DUMBEST ONES fherdOFHUAgioHEagkle;AHFI[ NO WORDS MY BITCHES The motherfuckers I see with the most potential are the FUCKING DUMBEST ONES WHEN IT COMES TO IMPORTANT SHIT "Oh bitches are crazy I hate them I got my girlfriend pregnant now I have to raise it, we agreed we didnt want kids though so im a lil confused" BITCH ARE YOU KIDDING ME We live in a world where everyone was drilled one thing since they were old enough to learn or hear about it. "Having unprotected sex gets you pregnant and killing it is wrong" WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK BBY NOOOO HONEY CUT THAT SHIT OUT HOW DUMB IS YOU You have no career. You're credentials look a lil like this: CERTIFIED "DUMB AS ALL HELL" BITCH THEN PEOPLE BOAST ABOUT YOU Like "OK everybody shoosh. We know Brittany's a xanny fairy with bad intentions. BUT remember what POP POP told us about having unprotected sex right? YOU GET PREGNANT AND HAVE NO OPTION (BUT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW MUCH OUTSIDE SUPPORT IS HANDED TO YOU FROM THEN ON) ❤️ HOE GREAT Im a single female that's had two jobs or more since 14. I dont want you to think "THATS COOL" Fuck it you probably dont I dont want ANY WORDS What I want? OMFG WHAT I WANT Is to make YEARLY the same amount on my tax return As these bitches that strut around with COACH purses they bought with said tax returns. THEN THESE DUMB MOFOS see these bitches and think WOW WHAT AN AMAZING WOMAN WHAT AN EXPENSIVE PURSE I WONDER WHAT SHE DID TO GET SO SUCCESSFUL Then they look at my tattered ass vans and walk the opposite way. DO YOU KNOW SHE GOT THAT BAG FROM RIDING DICK DO YOU KNOW SHE RIDE THAT DICK TO GET A FREE RIDE IN LIFE GUESS WHOS NEXT DUMBASS I just cant even pity people anymore man FUCK IT there it is BITCH IM A TEEN LET ME PARTY!!! UGH. BITCH. I. AM. FIF. TEEN. I have gone to a couple parties in my life BUT only either middle school ones cringey peace sign or a highschool party that was pretty much still a middle school party. Everytime that I want to go to a party, I have to tell my parents the host's parents' number so they can call them to make sure it will be safe and shit and that they will be there. Like what? Nah fam no thanks miss me with that shiz. It makes me feel like such a loser and not only that but I am in highschool now so hunny no that party aint gonna be a mofo church like there will be drinks and weed and no parents. There have been several times were this has stopped my best friend from going to a party because our parents will talk about why I didn't go to the party and why she did. I have contemplated sneaking out or going to sleep over at a friends house but it never works out because the only friend that is ever available gets super drunk and high and if I felt uncomfortable I wouldn't be in a place where I could just get picked up and leave. UGH ITS SO FRUSTRATING. I know not to get drunk, I know not to get high, the only thing I MIGHT do is just get a buzz going or something but Im not even interested in being drunk at a party if i were to ever get drunk it would be at a close friends house or something. This is usually how the conversation goes when I want to go to a party: Me: Can I go to a party on friday with insert my best friend's name Mom: Are the parents going to be there? Me: Yeah Mom: Who's hosting it? Me: This friend called Mom: Can you find out the parents' number? Me: Mooom, I can't just ask for their parents' number that would be weird. Mom: (My name), I need to know if they are going to be there or not. What if the host's older sibling decides to bring alcohol or something? Me: Ughhh! Don't you trust me? Mom: Of course I trust you but ___. And so on and so on. THis is what i want to say: Mom: Can you find out the parents' number? Me: Mom, that makes me feel like a loser, that would be really weird. Mom: What if the host's older sibling decides to bring alcohol or something? Me: Mom, if there is any alcohol 1) I'm not going to drink it in the first place and 2) I will leave with (best friend name) – WHy doesn't she fucking trust meeeee im a teen Mom: You can't go. Me: If you keep holding me back from going to these parties I will find a way to go without you knowing. Do you want that? I think you would rather know I'm going somewhere no super safe than not know, right? Cuz guess what strict parents make sneaky children. Bitch.

SOME READING MATERIAL FOR ALL YOU BITCHES OK, this is pretty lame and retarded but whatever i'm ha...

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Generalizing and other stuff People generalizing others bug me more than anything in the world. Me and my mom and brother were riding by some run down housing units and my brother kept joking of it being trap houses, or crack house or some crack/trap combo and it was kind of funny before it got to the point where I suspected they both honestly thought only druggies lived in those areas. Assuming things about other people based on their possessions rather than seeing them personally is frankly dumb in my opinion. And later me my mom and her boyfriend were talking over the MTV awards and it eventually got to the Will Smith family unit somehow–Willow Smith in particular, my moms boyfriend was giving reasons on why she is as crazy and irresponsible as her brother and the first thing he brought up was her having a tongue piercing at 14….like what? Compared to the things Jaden does she's a fucking saint. Then he brought up her taking nearly naked photos with a person over 18 and I agreed but…how is that the second thing he thought of…teenagers getting piercings like that aren't exactly uncommon nowadays. I questioned him on this and he got all pissy and talked about how when 13 year olds(you see how he de aged her to make his argument more impactful) get their tongue piercing it means their a hoe… Not because they think it looks cool or anything they're obviously doing it for that D. That made me angry so I tried to make a point that even if you believed she and all other tongue pierced individuals were hoes that doesn't really hold a higher degree of slut as taking a naked photo with an older man. That's like (and excuse my political metaphor) Donald Trump is a terrible president because he has a history of Terrible steaks with the footnote as 'he also has gone bankrupt several time and has no political experience and also has plans of nuclear war in the future' (last part was a lie…hopefully) The piercing was irrelavent but he got all defensive about it. Fact of the matter is I hate when people assume things…and claim to have an open mind when they can't even see past appearances.

Generalizing and other stuff People generalizing others bug me more than anything in the world. Me...

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yeh well I am not a medical expert

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I turned 18 in September of my senior year and wanted to be considred cool and would do stupid things i thought would make people like me. I was well known as a virgen, geek & nerd who never had a date or got invitated to partys and made choices that ended up being really embarrassing. During that fall i had been allowed to drive at night on a strict schedule. I drove two couples (including a girl i had a crush on and her boyfriend) around and handled the dilemma of being over a half hour late by stopping home to ask for permission to stay out later that i should have known i'd never get, not thinking that i didn't have permission to have others in the car bringing them all inside with me thinking my parents would think they were my friends. The result was my stepdad getting angry and calling me out for curfew and driving them and me being defiant and evading him for a few seconds when he said to give him the keys then being caught by him yelled at and then he physicaly punished me in front of them. He drove them to their party and talked to them about me and everyone at school found out about it. Two months later I was caught shoplifting a can of beer. I got released to my parents and my stepdad got them dropped but i had to pay him back for $250 restitution and was grounded to my doorless room for 3 months. They hired a neighbor my age watch over me when they went out and also for two full weekends they went away that i had to pay $10 an hour for 106 hours he babysat. I dealt with it even though it was humiliating,, and he was ok to me mostly but there were some very difficult moments. i also Had to work off my debt at $1.50 per hour so it took me almost 7 months to work off over 800 hours mostly cleaning in the house over and over. He threatened to put me on grounded restriction again if i didnt get 25 hours done each week. I thought working over 6 hours to pay for one hour was so unfair and said so a couple of times, but got shut down and had my face rubbed in it and i obeyed him again very quickly. I learned my lessons and once i got it done they were proud and i never got in trouble again but have lived a very meek life and people still remember what happened. i am still very embarrassed about it. I am almost 34 and still live at home. My younger sister and brother are both successful, married with kids which i should be but I rent a basement room from my parents have a dead end job and still do chores for them.

I turned 18 in September of my senior year and wanted to be considred cool and would do stupid thing...

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in my 20s i ran around with every one i became pregnant several times and had abortions. i basically used abortions for birth control. now that i am much older i realize what i did and am very sorry for the way i was. I have found god and want to follow gods ways.. the life i lead before kills me to think what i did.

in my 20s i ran around with every one i became pregnant several times and had abortions. i basically...

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I was shopping online today for a pair of Sanuk's, I've been told they are the MOST comfortable shoes ever. The two pairs I found to buy didn't have the arch that is the key to their comfort. I am going to buy them. Style over comfort.

I was shopping online today for a pair of Sanuk's, I've been told they are the MOST comfortable shoe...

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i have a big crush on a boy at my college..i've give him some signals to show that im into him but he seems to ignore me..but it doesn't stop me from liking him..it just make me want to 'stalk' him more..hehe..for my 'mr.right',i hope that one day im gonna have the gut to spill out the truth that im absofuckinglutely fall for you!!

i have a big crush on a boy at my college..i've give him some signals to show that im into him but h...

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I love the Indian telemarketers that interrupt me countless times a day with there telemarketing calls at both home and office. I particularly like when they say their name is Sam, Dave or Mike. Ya sure pal! I love working for the scam gas station and hotel Indian owners. You tell them how much the charge will be and when your done and they act shocked for the charge amount, Then they somehow lose the ability to speak English and start yelling some babble and want to negotiate the price. I like how they come to the USA and don't have to pay taxes on their start up business for 5 years while the IRS blood lets me. I like how they turn that business over to a family member after 5 years and then they don''t have to pay taxes. Do I hate Indians? No. Do I HATE them over here riding on my tax dollar YES Do I trust them ? Hell No !! Do I want them to take their scams and complaining back to India ....HELL YES

I love the Indian telemarketers that interrupt me countless times a day with there telemarketing cal...

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she asked "how does it feel to be passed around like a parcel" and I said "like I was in childhood and all my life" its not like I passed others around like pass the parcel. I didn't get them todo anything.

she asked "how does it feel to be passed around like a parcel" and I said "like I was in childhood a...

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want to be skinny will starve for it.

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i shouldn't have said anything to M in email.

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Confessions about 'General'

i have a giant squish on my best friend (a squish, commonly used in the asexual community, mean you love someone in a platonic way and you want to be close to them) but she has a girlfriend and i know she wont feel the same way i dont know what to do but i want to do something about it

mooned the world from my office window ! assworld

yeh well I am not a medical expert

I was shopping online today for a pair of Sanuk's, I've been told they are the MOST comfortable shoes ever. The two pairs I found to buy didn't have the arch that is the key to their comfort. I am going to buy them. Style over comfort.

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drop dead dog, your ugly!

there is a part of me that regrets being nice to anyone I have ever met.

I am not a police officer

I am not a police officer

I am not a police officer

she asked "how does it feel to be passed around like a parcel" and I said "like I was in childhood and all my life" its not like I passed others around like pass the parcel. I didn't get them todo anything.

want to be skinny will starve for it.

i shouldn't have said anything to M in email.