1988 - Yep, it's you alright This is probably not much of a confession and it certainly isn't dirty or inappropriate, but here goes. In 2007 my wife and I were on a long vacation. It was very hot and I left to get a haircut. Because it was so hot I told the barber to give me something short. He went overboard and what I got was closer to a crew cut, but not quite. Saw you on the news. You are married to some dweeby guy and have like 3 kids with him. You are running for some sort of public office or something- with a goody two-shoes attitude to back it up. he said "my scalp stopped being pale and began to tan and match tone tone of my face. I mostly work alone so few people in the way of coworkers noticed anything. A few friends and some family members were surprised. My wife's cousins loved it and said I looked totally different My wife likes it and says I looked younger." I wonder if I can find those pictures of you 15 years ago...all but naked on a stage rubbing your crotch on some guy tied to a chair? Or the ones of you getting gang banged on the grass by anybody who walked by and saw what was going on. She said it was my decision but she had gotten used to me bald and liked it. So I said, "well if you like it maybe I'll keep shaving my head." I actually shaved my head later that morning. She was happy and gave me a kiss on the top of my head before ? I wonder if the newspaper putting all those photos of you out there would like to hear the story of you getting ass fucked in a tent until you couldn't function the next day?