Confessions about 'General'

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you mean, Cull Joy. col mexican mochin!

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fuck off this site, col joye culling machine. col is a pedo. dirty scum.

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gp dr doormat tornbum - you order me congratuated to mr toilet john pie eating scoffing pig into ice-cream and cake and gutting out with cholesterol down, hey, dude he give everyone else nodjoules on the lung and heart and kill his family so he aorta be congratuated! for killing his family. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP-06DT2VQ0

gp dr doormat tornbum - you order me congratuated to mr toilet john pie eating scoffing pig into ice...

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der mr col, I was not listening to you all the time for years you cabbage cactus cunt https://memegenerator.net/instance/71882701/apology-cactus-sorrycunt-hear-you-have-ear-in-fucktion where is my money mr collide? col lied. and lied.

der mr col, I was not listening to you all the time for years you cabbage cactus cunt https://memeg...

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mr col is a sticker hard to get rid of and sticks like shit to the pavement. where is my severance pay mr col, call you 4 times this morning for a compensation claim you delayed.

mr col is a sticker hard to get rid of and sticks like shit to the pavement. where is my severance p...

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col is a sticker, a acid lsd sticker licker and bum kisser, a dick picker at his desk chugging on about bs, sleeping, farting and wasting away on his stickers. go stick that were the sun don't shine fly sqat col!

col is a sticker, a acid lsd sticker licker and bum kisser, a dick picker at his desk chugging on ab...

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gimpy col https://giphy.com/stickers/col-prGQVLUbOLAI col is for cabbage cactus cacctass! col collides part 2 coming soon...

gimpy col https://giphy.com/stickers/col-prGQVLUbOLAI col is for cabbage cactus cacctass! col colli...

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col has sex with cactus

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col does kids plumbings. winkies and wonkies.

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mr col control yourself please.

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mr col makes winnie the poo poo, poo winners poo circle throwing shit, hmmm, i don't see the price point? and but old mr col makes winnie the poo poo poo and his honey pot look like a porno film vs the tar baby down niggar lane about dis birth. mr col has been too violent.

mr col makes winnie the poo poo, poo winners poo circle throwing shit, hmmm, i don't see the price p...

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king kong col vs godzilla ; da clash of the titends. hate the old barstark booze bum dripple pound pushing puppet.

king kong col vs godzilla ; da clash of the titends. hate the old barstark booze bum dripple pound p...

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old cuckold col, git over it, deal wif zit. that what you are a zit on a bum you old bum.

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old king col was a dirty old soul and a dirty old sulk was he, he called for a fight in the middle of a bike and went straight to the outhouse with a yeeha old grandma gun shooter wee, the cunt got stuck in a puddle of shit and called him a gitt , old king col fell down his own hole and swallowed a heap of asshchoke fatty shit. He called for his rubber pipe to be played , And he called for his bowels need, And he called for his fiddler's fee ! And every pedophile fiddler, he had a fine fiddle with many dem kiddies, And a very whineo-wineo drunk fiddle had he. “Twee tweedle bum plug, tweedle dee, dee and he went, the old col's fiddler's hands in the pants of every child he did see. Oh, there’s none so rare As can compare With King Col and his fiddler's glee. some gitt called col up your ass! I don't answer to you cuz you dumb boss, and I left your controller freak shabby slumb loft office box hit drug joint cuz you dumb and stupid rude col. mr col gitt head go kick your bucket instead of kicking butt plug holes !

old king col was a dirty old soul and a dirty old sulk was he, he called for a fight in the middle o...

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col thinks it is winning drunk at night cuckold cucktailing and beer boozing with gun in his ass and leather jacket in around his head and playing his leap zumps and rolling bones. that is not classy stupid.

col thinks it is winning drunk at night cuckold cucktailing and beer boozing with gun in his ass and...

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bad old king col at his ass again today as I drove past and so I looked the other way, and I won't offer support to him ever again. he doesn't deserve it. mr col pisspot dope pot after a shitty day at the office wank-working.

bad old king col at his ass again today as I drove past and so I looked the other way, and I won't o...

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Lucky I'm in love with my bestfriend? The story goes way down so sit back... Five or so years I go I moved to this new school, and in the beggining I didn't talk to anyone (I'm really shy), but I heard this girl at my class talking about The Simpsons (our favorite show) and decided to join the conversation. At first, it was like this, we would talk about The Simpsons everyday, asking if we had seen any new episodes. Soon enough we started talking about other stuff and by the end of the semester she was my closest friend at school. She introduced me to a lot of other people and we had great times. She was my friend and that was it. Of course, the jokes about us being in love were told at every opportunity, but we would laugh along. I had even nicknamed her Blondie. Two and a half years later (at the end of the 10th grade) I started falling for her, I realised she was everything I had ever dreamed about a girl, she was smart, funny, great to be around, sexy, beautiful, had sense of humor, liked the same bizarro stuff I did...just perfect, and all of our friends agreed we were a match made in heaven. Except her. Taking advice, I confessed my love but it didn't work out so great. "We're just friends...". This made me so drepessed I almost killed myself (for a girl, yeah). I got used to the fact we wouldn't be together, and even tough I wasn't over her at all, we would still hang out, yes, I loved her that much. A whole year passed (now to 2012, the 12th grade)and this new girl started in my class and we easily connected. I asked her out on a date and we started going out. Blondie got super-jealous and stopped talking to me. When I broke up with the new girl (she wasn't so great), Blondie didn't even wait a week to tell me "something". This "something" is that she wanted me to be her sexbuddy. At first I was like "WHAT?" but of course I accepted, I'm a 16 year old virgin... But there was one condition, she wanted to wait for the right momment and it had to be a kept a secret. About two or three weeks after (I told one of my best guy friends) we started realising she was acting different towards. Whenever I talked to or about another girl she would other walk away or change the subjects as fast as she could. She started saying "I wuv you" almost all the time and we started talking a whole lot more, and we already were the closest in our group of friends. I the realised, I myself still had feelings for her, of course I did, she was and still is the perfect girl for me, and again, I'm not the only one that thinks so. No, we still haven't had s yet, and no, this story is not over, but I had to take it off my chest, I am so confused. I don't know what she wants, what I want and what the h* am I supposed to do... If anyone had the guts to read the whole story trough, please help me, I'm going LOCO.

Lucky I'm in love with my bestfriend? The story goes way down so sit back... Five or so years I go ...

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no one misses you shit for brains.

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no one asked you into the story der head. you are not welcome. fuck off.

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Dear Mr Col, you are a mean old man with a tar-ish personality. people tend to stick to you not for the thrill of wanting but because you are so black and toxic you are hard to get away from. Take a dump off your mind and go blow you hole out a rotten cabbage. he is so funny every time I see his face it just looks like a ball of cabbage and green and moldy.

Dear Mr Col, you are a mean old man with a tar-ish personality. people tend to stick to you not for ...

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